i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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