At least make sure they are 18
Why
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
don't judge my taste in strippers
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