I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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