Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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