I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
ok first of all what the fuck
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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