ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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