We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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