Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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