If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...