Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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