Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Randomize
