Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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