he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize