I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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