I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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