so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The adults are the big ones right?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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