Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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