u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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