he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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