Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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