I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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