So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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