i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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