We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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