Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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