I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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