5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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