Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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