That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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