No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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