What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He passed out mid-signature
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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