I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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