i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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