Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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