My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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