Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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