Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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