Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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