You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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