What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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