i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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