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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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