Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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