We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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