Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
my poor anus
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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