She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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