I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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