Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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