take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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