Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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