i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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