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(678): View more from Georgia

Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

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(708): View more from Illinois

I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

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(757): View more from Virginia

they won't let me drive with my sombrero

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(561): View more from Florida

I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined

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(613): View more from Ontario

All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"

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