i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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