We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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