i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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