I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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